We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.

Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don’t write a song about it. They don’t deserve it!

Thank YOU Selena. Taylor should take your advice..but she totally wrote Love Song and Forever and Always. I think Taylor actually released a statement following Selena’s on her myspace about moving on or some shit…wtf?! It’s not like they had SEX…right?

No, I must be wrong. They totally had sex. He hit it and quit it! So obvious people. But hey, I’m sure NONE of you want to accept the fact that men are pigs.

( Especially the ones with straightened hair…)