Oh, who are we kidding. No one cares about Jessica Simpson’s fashion choices! The title of this post was just an excuse to talk about her body, as showcased the other night during her b-day celebration with boyfriend Tony Romo.

This photo sums up Jessica Simpson so perfectly, illustrating the top two reasons for her fame better than a thousand words ever could…

Whilst entering a club, Jessica Simpson turns her head away, making sure the celebrity gossip photographers’ lenses are focused right where she wants ‘em.

We would say this is the second-best Jessica Simpson picture ever. Why not the best, you ask? Because this is the best Jessica Simpson photo ever.