pWe know, we know./p
pThat one’s up there with “Spencer Pratt is Annoying,” “Julianne Hough is Beautiful” and “Sarah Palin is Unqualified” on the list of headlines you don’t really even need to write because they’re always going to be the case./p
pBut when a href=”http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/jessica-simpson.html”Jessica Simpson/a’s ironically titled flick, emMajor Movie Star/em, is set to be renamedem Private Valentine: Blonde amp; Dangerous/em, and released a href=”http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jessica-simpson-major-movie-star-straight-to-dvd” target=”_blank”only on DVD/a, we just have to comment. And give props to the theaters for passing./p
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p style=”text-align: center;”emJessica Simpson’s disgrace to cinema hits stores February 3. /em/p
pIf you rent this, you are officially insane (unless you’re part of a club that intentionally rents the worst possible crap you can find and plays drinking games throughout)./p
pThe film – about a ditzy movie star who enlists in the army to earn money to pay her bills – is #1 in Russia, and will premiere in Bulgaria next month, but it is not being released in theaters in any English-speaking country./p
pJessica Simpson’s last effort, a href=”http://www.reelmovienews.com/movies/blonde-ambition-1/”emBlonde Ambition/em/a, hit stores after showing in eight theaters and earning $1,300. That’s less than Heidi Montag’s weekly makeup budget!/p
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