At first, we thought Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed, got a tan and was running around topless.

But, alas, that is not Posh!

It’s one very lucky New Zealander, giving David Beckham a traditional greeting and rubbing noses with the soccer stud as he lands in Auckland on Wednesday.

Becks is in Kiwi land with his team, the LA Galaxy.

You know what that means, right????

Expect some shirtlessness, soon!!!

[Photo via Getty Images.]