This is such a hoot.
52-year-old Macrida Patterson is suing
Victoria’s Secret for producing a defective
thong for more than $25,000. She claimed that
as she put it on, the metal part holding a
heart ornament shot into her eye, scratching
her cornea.
HAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness, that’s hilarious.
She’s probably really overweight and was trying to
look sexy by wearing a thong that was too small. And
get this, her attorney claims that this will “affect her
for the rest of her life”. Are you bull shitting me?
Good thing I payed attention in biology class because
cornea abrasion heals in just a day. So she can kiss
that money good-bye.

Stupid skank is just sad she doesn’t have the body
of a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Go put some grannie
panties on.