Alright kiddies I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET. I will tonight around 10Pm EST, so I should have a review by the morning 3PM EST.

However here are a few places who have and this is what they had to say:

Los Angeles Times: LOVED IT.

*Entertainment Weekly: LOVED IT.

Associated Press: HATED IT.

Emanuel Levy: HATED IT. ( But recommends it to all women- hmm? How does that work?)

Orlando Sentinel: So-so.

Variety: HATED IT.

Some of you will be upset at what has been written, however do not let the negative reviews discourage you from viewing the film. Also, keep in mind that those who write reviews are not teenagers and they are probably people experiencing their mid-life-crisis so they do not understand the beauty of romance. Some of them haven’t even flicked through the pages of the novel. *Gasp*

*I enjoyed reading Owen Gleiberman’s review. He basically put everything into perspective and there is a sense that he HAS read the book due to his mentioning of the references Meyer placed in the book- Heathcliff, Romeo ect…

But do not fret awesome die-hard Edward Cullen fans, go see the movie- enjoy it and read about the not-so-nice or nice things I’ll have to say about it by tomorrow morning.